Nice poem ..

 Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
 walls..........


 A budding poet trying his best...

 Here I lie in stinky vapor,
 Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
 Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
 Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


 Another would  be poet, he wrote this below that...

 Here I sit
 Broken hearted
 Tried to shit
 But only farted


 Someone who had a different experience wrote,

 You're lucky
 You had your chance
 I tried to fart,
 And shit my pants!


 Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

  I came here
 To shit and stink,
 But all I do
 Is sit and think.


 There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

   Some come here to sit and think,
   Some come here to shit and stink,
  But I come here to scratch my balls,
   And read the bullshit on the walls...


 And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

 Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

 The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
 properly.